The Onion: Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids. Those lovable satirists at The Onion do a video parody of a TV morning show, Today Now. The cheery hosts interview E-Mom, who tells parents of college kids how to use Facebook and Twitter to follow their every move.

It's smart-funny and way too close to home. Everything is public. Will everybody clam up now?